t minus now and counting. the future is now. operators are standing by. if you call in the next ten minutes, you will receive a beautiful bonus gift, absolutely free. but you must act now. killing time. waiting for friday. wishing monday, tuesday, wednesday, and thursday away and wondering where your life went. drive faster and text mail on your cellphone doing twenty over the speed limit in the rain. but i cant point a finger. im always dying for a cigarette. junk science is the new black.